42nd Street Petes Corrupt Desires Triple Feature

"Vice" Admiral 42nd Street Pete returns to the high seas of sleazy '70s sex with his newest triple-bill of grindhouse filth and the oddly astute comment, "If you have a desire and it ain't corrupt, you're wasting a desire. " No such waste on display within this collection, as the corrupt desires of the morally bankrupt beget corrupt action after corrupt action after corrupt action... Sex-Crazed Lumberjacks (197?) - When the buzz-saws are put away and it's time to play, these horny, hung-like-Paul-Bunyan lumber men know how to clear-cut the biggest stand of "fur" and fell some mighty old-growth wood into the nearest beaver pond. Timmmmmberrrrrrr! Lady Traffic Cop - (1974) This uniformed lovely really knows how to use her hands to direct traffic - especially at that busiest of intersections, Dick Lane and Pussy Boulevard. Whether it's gridlock or gripcock, she gets the heavy flow moving. Stars Marc Stevens. Corrupt Desires (1983) - Debased in character; depraved; perverted; wicked; debauched; morally impure. Hell, those are just the REGULAR desires on display in this grindhouse jizzfest wherein one man's "act of dishonesty for personal gain" is another man's "getting laid. " Stars Ron Jeremy, Colleen Brennan.