Firebrand documentary filmmaker Michael Malone (Kevin P. Farley) embarks on a crusade to abolish the Fourth of July holiday. To rectify the lacerating lefty's patriotism deficit, the ghosts of General George S. Patton (Kelsey Grammer), John F. Kennedy (Chriss Anglin), and George Washington (Jon Voight) teach him it's humbug not to be a flag-waver. Trace Adkins, Robert Davi, and Dennis Hopper co-star in director/co-writer David Zucker's conservative comedy. 83 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English; deleted scenes; audio commentary; theatrical trailers.