Rob Schneider ("The Animal") directs and stars in this wild comedy, playing a con man convicted of selling fake real estate to gullible old women. Facing three years in prison, Schneider has his slick attorney (M. Emmett Walsh) delay the start of his jail term long enough for him to seek the counsel of a martial arts master (David Carradine)─the better to defend himself against unwanted suitors behind bars. Jennifer Morrison, Richard Kind co-star. 109 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English, Spanish, French; audio commentary; featurette; outtakes.