Hired to find a missing person, two bumbling detectives travel from Los Angeles to Italy. Once there, they find themselves thrust into a Mafia war involving rival families who have been fighting for 1,700 years. Can the inept investigators complete their mission, or are they destined to sleep with the fishes? David Landsberg, Lorin Dreyfuss, Christian De Sica star. 90 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English.