A cult concoction from Canada in which Jesus is called back to Earth by a mohawked preacher and finds himself the target of a horde of Kung Fu-fighting vampires wreaking havoc in downtown Ottawa. What in Heaven's name should the Lord do? Why get a haircut and a few piercings and use His skateboard to stop the creeps, of course! Phil Caracas and Maria Moulton star. 85 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1; audio commentary; interviews; outtakes; deleted scenes; theatrical trailers.