Take the plunge with this blood- and laugh-filled spoof, a "lost" 1990 actioner directed by a 10-year-old boy. After surviving the horrors of Vietnam, would-be poolboy Sal Bando (Kevin Sorbo) returns home to find his family murdered by Caesar (Danny Trejo), head of an evil Mexican cartel monopolizing Southern California's pool-cleaning business. Skimmer in hand, Sorbo sets out to get rid of the scum and find vengeance. With Alanna Ubach, Jason Mewes, Robert LaSardo. 90 min. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital 5.1.