When a horde of malevolent Martians and their awesome killer robot come to Earth to kidnap St. Nick for their own children's enjoyment, the results are unintentionally hilarious. See alien guns that look like Wham-mo Air Blasters! See a fierce polar bear! See a drunken Santa Claus! And best of all, see Pia Zadora in her film debut as a Martian child! 81 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English; bonus shorts.