Taking the darkly funny conceit of "Man Bites Dog" and transferring it to the world of vampires, this grim and eccentric Belgian mockumentary finds a film crew documenting the trials and tribulations of an everyday family of bloodsuckers. From the teen vamp who tries unsuccessfully to kill herself to the illegal immigrants kept in a backyard pen as the clan's food supply, this sharp satire packs a hard bite. Carlo Ferrante, Vera Van Dooren star. 92 min. Soundtrack: French; Subtitles: English. In French with English subtitles.