'This is Zelazowa. This is the band that you will read about in numerous magazine oral histories told by fans and counterparts living vicariously through the stories of the past. This is the group of which people will say, 'I was there in '06', when in truth, few often were. This is the group you accidentally discover in a bar, later than you would normally stay out, on a night you usually don't go out, at a bar you would never go to. This is the band that shocks your system, uplifts you in a way that you haven't felt since high school, and changes your life. This is, without question, the only band that matters.' David Urbanic - Ship King Media.