Let the Crapkeeper lead you into the realm of the supernatural in this Troma Team salute to you-know-what. Using the Dogpile 95 rules ("fast and crappy"), Troma offers us two films: "The Case of the Melon Heavy Alien Male Eater," about femalien zombies; and "Tuition of the Terror Twat," involving vampire lesbian psychos. Julie Strain, Ron Jeremy, and Debbie Rochon star. 90 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English Dolby Digital stereo; audio commentary; featurettes.